Me: I will write anything on almost any part of my body
Me: i have a pen
Me: and a lack of judgement
Me: tell me what to do
Friend: dont write on your arms
Friend: draw a penis on the nearest piece of paper
Friend: that’s what i’d dp
Friend: do
Me: I refuse
Friend: ok
Friend: a flower
Me: 
i drew an arm on my arm
Friend: GOD DAMN IT
Me: 
Friend: HRNJD
Friend: BEAN DIP
Me: 
Friend: FUCK